I went to a musuem/kiddie zoo. I learnt the finer points of gravity on the tennis ball exhibit (my own climbing exploits on chairs, steps, sofas and high chairs had previously taught me the basics of gravity).

The bobcat at the zoo kept looking at me. I think they can pick the ones that are the juciest and plumpest. Relax - the turtle is not real, the lighting was tricky but it's really a statue. I also know the difference between a duck, chicken and goose ("oose").