I took my retinue to a mall with a "soft play" area

where I could bounce around. There's lots of toys to climb on, tunnels to crawl through and objects to pull up on.

The best part was the soft soft carpet. I found every pulled thread in the carpet and tried to pull it out.

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I find my time on the swing is very relaxing and a great opportunity to clear my mind of all the clutter and toys I've played with that day and to contemplate the important things in life.

• What is the sound of one swing swinging?


• Is sweet potato and spinach better than banana and yoghurt?


• How should I get my haircut?


• Kitten or puppy?

No hands!

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can type.